Ya know, most guys wouldn’t purposefully wear the half shirt and low-rider jeans to accentuate their midriff and lower back, but to really put out the vibe at Walmart you need to flaunt what you’re working with….which is exactly why I walk around Walmart in assless chaps!
Shopping at Walmart is so easy a caveman can do it….While we are on the topic, when is Geico going to stop with those stupid commercials? Pick one f*cking mascot or gimmick and stick with it. Do you want the gecko, the caveman, the googly eyed stack of money, the unsolved mystery guy knock-off? Just pick one and be done with it already!
I liked your flower-hair better when it was on a 6 year old girl Easter Sunday.
I’ve never been a fan of the boots with shorts look, but I’m always supportive of boots to itty bitty jorts. It says “these steel-toed boots will hurt when I kick you and these Daisy Duke’s give me the flexibility to put em across your face!” and to me that’s just fantastic!