These trick-or-treaters are exactly why I put razor blades in the candy I give out…
What do the cast from Alice In Wonderland and Pirates of the Caribbean have in common besides the fact that they both shop at Walmart? I don’t have an answer, but perhaps you guys do. Leave it in the comments!
In the spirit of Halloween, dressing like your mother is acceptable. Write that down.
I love equal opportunity! Why should it only be females that are allowed to dress like sluts on Halloween? We look forward to seeing all of you on LateNightMistakes.com after you’ve had too much “candy” and wake up next to this guy. So, we at PoWM want to wish everyone a fun and safe Halloween weekend!