Listen, I don’t want to tell you what to wear, but horizontal stripes highlight your belly and make you look fat…..Oops, I’m sorry, it seems that stripe is in fact your fat belly, so it seems that it’s your belly that makes you look fat. No worries, easier solution than new clothes: COVER IT UP!
Since you look like a walking Simon Says toy does that mean I get to hit you in the color that lights up?
Uuuuggghhhh, dude I appreciate the dedication, especially all the way out in Kansas, but c’mon. Stop bringing it up. I’m just starting to get over the loss.
I’m confused. I can’t tell if you are going hunting, playing baseball, or hunting kids who are playing baseball.