Wow that’s a lot to take in on a Monday. I don’t even know how to process all that right now! At first I just assumed you were everybody’s Grandma when they get ready for jazzercise at the local Y, but then you just threw me for a loop with those Frankenstein boots and to be honest I had way too long of a weekend to strain my brain this early in the week.
Oh God! Oh why oh why oh why would we show this to you?!?! Awwww, awwww, it’s nasty. Damn that’s gross! WHY?? – Here is why we showed it to you, for the same reason your junior high health teacher showed you drunk driving accident pictures…to scare you all straight! So, now that you’ve seen this maybe the rest of you will be considerate the next time you shit yourself and take it with you instead of leaving it for the rest of us.
I have a fever, and the only prescription is for more pants…Yep, that’s it. Pants would solve all my problems here.
The 49ers are 8-1…wrap your head around THAT! You already did? Oh…well f*ck me, right?