There aren’t many times in a person’s life that they wish the black plague would return and just run a muck for a few weeks. Unfortunately for me, I think I’ve just hit that level.
I feel like I’m a kid again and my mom just told me I’m allowed to pick one thing…umm…ummm….okay. Okay. I’m gonna go withhhhhh…Oh! Oh! I’m gonna pick the gooshy back fat tat. It’s like a genuine tramp stamp because it stretches the entire back so you can’t miss it while trying to pick her up at a gas station at 3a.m. on a Tuesday.
I guess this little piggy literally went to the market. Now if you don’t mind, while you’re eating roast beef, I’m gonna go wee wee wee all the way home!
Did you know they say Twinkies would survive a nuclear apocalypse? Just an FYI. Now you have something to talk to that cute co-worker about…you’re welcome.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.