Oh snap! They make mom jeans into jorts now? My day just improved more than you could possibly imagine! Now that I think about it, something like that making my day makes me kinda sad. So I guess I’m back to square one.
It’s Friday! GET AMPED!!!!!
If you would have told me that eventually we would have an all male short shorts and boots edition of “Who Wears It Better?”, I probably would have actually believed you because I’ve seen some weird shit sent into our site over time, but I’m guessing you guys probably didn’t see it coming. So, who ya got, yellow submarine or square dance underpants?
I guess I should give you partial credit for tossing the shirt on to cover up your bikini, but it doesn’t quite do the whole job. As for your man, well I don’t suppose there is much you can do to cover up those sweet jorts and that slicked back mullet.