Hey baby, your name must be Idaho because your ass looks like a big ol’ spud, and I feel like playing hot potato!….Sorry, I’m not very good at pickup lines.
Do you mean “Phatty Girl” as in PHAT – Pretty Hot And Tempting, or do you just want everyone to know that you got a ‘Fat’ ass? Because if it’s the latter, you could have saved the money spent on airbrushing.
You look like a 4 year old playing dress up. Piece of advice: Say what you are wearing out loud before you wear it, because I doubt that you said “striped shirt, vest, jean skirt, leg tights, and a pair of red boots that a hooker would throw away”. I doubt you would think that sounds right.
You would be a perfect fit if Dr. Suess were to create a character that is a prostitute.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.