Are those homemade Dallas Cowboy pajamas? I’m willing to give you some bonus points if you have the trap door poop chute and feet in them since I’m feeling pretty saucy today.
Dude, summer is done so get over it. Also, that hair never started so go ahead and cut that out too.
Wait a minute, this isn’t Miami Beach nor is it the movie Birdcage…what’s this guy’s endgame here? Well, besides putting out the sexy vibe.
It’s like Slash, but if he joined a back country, jug playing, folk group instead of Guns N’ Roses.