Geez, it looks like you’re ready to play in a Harlem Globetrotters game…unfortunately I don’t think you could even make the Washington Generals team.
I guess the sleeveless shirt just wasn’t enough to let everyone know what a badass he is. Someone do me a favor next time they see him, just walk up and start feeding the skull some food. Just start rubbing some fried chicken on the back of his neck and tell him you thought it looked hungry. I’d appreciate that greatly, but I assume no responsibility for his likely violent reaction.
What is it about a guy in short shorts that makes me assume he simply enjoys letting his balls hang out at random times throughout the day? That is literally the only reason I can come up with as to why someone would still wear these shorts.
It’s not everyday I end up agreeing with a man that has a cardboard sign attached to his back, but I have a feeling with the potential Republican candidates out there this guy might just be right. Then again, I don’t really follow politics because I think they are all assholes, so I’m pretty indifferent.