Let me tell you what I don’t need. Picturing you doing it doggystyle with the type of girl that would wear a chain and answer the ad on the back of a t-shirt. Maybe you should try Craigslist.
Fur may be murder, but it can also make you look like a weirdo that people cross the road to avoid.
Yes we appreciate anyone that covers up their body, however there are certainly better ways to do that than Snug Life here.
Unfortunately both Tweedledee and Tweedledum will be fighting over the girl of their dreams.