To bad there isn’t a real referee there to call a foul on this character, although I guess that windowless van isn’t going to fill itself with candy.
If you want hands-free, forget about bluetooth and get yourself Boobtooth…..I’m going to apologize for that. It sounded just as corny in my head as it does reading it. Basically, she has her phone in her sweaty tits and I find that amusing/gross for anybody who needs to use her phone.
The fact that his hoodie is matching his leggings is the best decision he has made all day.
You don’t look like a mailman, so unless you can come up with something as to how you lost the ass of your jeans from the time you left your house to now then I’m just going to assume that you are just a disgusting person. I guess the only good thing is that your tightey whitey’s are still somewhat white.