Apparently the new Snuggie t-shirt is only for the classiest ladies…
Hey check out that biscuit-bottom! See, I told you guys someone would have their word coined. I liked biscuit-bottom the best because it has a nice ring to it and usually the booty hanging out is all lumpy like a biscuit. Seemed fitting.
Wow! It took me a few minutes to even notice the mohawk! Not that I couldn’t see it because you were hidden by your camo, but because it just took me awhile to process everything I saw.
Hey Amazon lady, be careful around that cooler, you don’t want your balls to get chilled.