…and it’s now official, thongs are dead. You had a nice long run there thongs; You were sexy, guys looked for you so much that tramp stamps became accessories, hell, even Sisqo made a song about you! But unfortunately you didn’t know when to stop and appreciate what you had and you let yourself get out of control. So now you’re just another piece of clothing stuck up someone’s ass. Way to f*ck that up!
It looks like Cousin It jumped on your back to strangle you from behind….oh, if only!
You look like a one-stop party shop my man! Who would have thought the guy with the Mickey Mouse looking flip-up shades would be doing it raw? This guy, that’s who! Get on board with it people!
What the piss? You took precautionary measures to keep your shins nice and toasty in those leg warmers but apparently you aren’t too concerned with your biscuit bottoms or the rest of your body for that matter! How do those leg warmers even stay up? I’m pretty confident they weren’t made to be worn with sandals, but I can’t say for sure since I’ve never in my life even thought about thinking about maybe ever wearing them. Click here to see the full shot »