What? You think Old Saint Nick can stay up all night delivering packages to literally every boy and girl without some of that booger sugar to help?
Christmas hams are on sale at Walmart today.
Listen kiddos, back in my day before all your fancy internet porn we’d have to take a picture like this, use our imagination & just make it work.
Gotta do it for the ‘Gram y’all. The only thing I love more than seeing people out in random public places doing photoshoots is a good ol’ caption contest! So please amuse me people!