If you are short enough that a normal 5th grader would be able to look down at your business, then maybe it’s a good idea to take notice of gravity and cover up those sweater puppets.
No Gertrude, I can’t think of a single reason why you are having trouble finding a date for Saturday nights.
I’m hoping that sometime in the very near future, horrible Elvis impersonators will all finally leave the building for good.
Well it’s about time someone speaks out publicly about the police stealing cars! It’s a sore topic that has been swept under the rug for too long.