Part of me wants to let you read me a bedtime story as you tuck me in, the other part of me wants nothing to do with you or your candy.
Baby girl, your shirt is shredded, I’m absolutely shredded, our baby’s name is Shredder. People are gonna know we are the most badass family ever!
Raggedy Ann looks like she is gearing up for some new hair color changes. I’m partial to the light blue, but that’s just me.