Dear white people, none of you look good with cornrows! Just stop it. You don’t see black or latino people with bowl cuts, because they know better.
Did you look at that shirt before you put it on and honestly think it would fit, or did you put it on in 1997 when it did fit and just decided you were set for life?
You know, I always had a sneaking suspicion Justin Timberlake was taking credit for someone else’s work.
Wocka Wocka Wocka! Time to bear down for winter Kermit.