Your nappy-ass, nasty head looks like a bacterial disease. Take Spongebob’s advice and ‘Keep it Real!’ by unbraiding that cesspool.
She kind of got this grown up Powder Puff Girl thing going on here. I’m not sure which Powder Puff Girl since I’m not an 8 year old girl, but you get what I’m saying.
Don’t act too surprised, because let’s face it, a man with that type of over-tanned alligator skin is probably required by douche-code to wear a man thong.
I think she’s ♫Lookin’ for some hot stuff baby this evenin, She needs some hot stuff baby tonight!♫