“Alright honey, go put on your fancy camo pants and your best white tank like me….its date night!” – ‘You mean we gonna go to Walmart and play video games?! HOT DAMN, I’ll grab my Skoal.’
If you think big enough, and you work hard enough maybe you can get yourself a mobile home! But don’t get too cocky, you ain’t gettin you no double-wide! So cool it there mr. big time dreamer.
I can’t decide what to stare at!! Should I try to figure out what she is wearing and how/why parts are sticking out? Or should I decided why she would wear whatever it is with those shoes?
Cat food, check. Ace bandage, check. Scuba diver for fish tank, check. Mirror? How the hell did that get on here.