Now kids, before Bret Michaels had Rock of Love skanks he had Poison groupies. Years later some of them still refuse to accept the new skank-style and delusionally live in their past; others died of syphilis, but i digress…..
“What?! I’m not wearing this because I crave attention. This stuff is really, really comfortable.”
This my friends is a trifecta….You have (1)the short shorts(Always a plus), accompanied by (2)a tie dyed shirt (It’s not mesh but still fun), and nothing is better than (3)the fanny pack (practical and stylish). If he had flip-up shades it would be a Jackpot, but we can’t get greedy.
How is it that as a society we allow the tragedy of Looney Tunes to no longer be shown on TV, yet we accept people still wearing the Tweety Bird shirts they bought in 1990? I’m just disappointed that her husband wasn’t there wearing the shirt that had Bugs Bunny and Tasmanian Devil rocking their backward clothes…yeah, you know which one I mean.