Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever. I disagree, it’s a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Donkey Kong sucks. You know something? YOU SUCK!
Yell at me all you want, but from my recollection, Rainbow Brite wasn’t that cool. Well, at least not cool enough to spawn all of these imitators.
Our moonshine friend is back, and this time he is sporting what I have to assume is the coolest cane this side of the Mississippi.
Do they still even make that color of pink? She must have left her Bret “The Hitman” Hart sunglasses at home.