It’s only fitting a gem like this is spotted in the crafts aisle. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to lie down because I’m getting lightheaded.
How do you make jorts better? You pair them with a camo shirt. How do you make the jorts/camo shirt outfit better? You class it up with another pair of tighter jeans, high heels, and a studded belt. Work it Baby!!
So upon noticing this guy in his sweet green sweatpants and his tighty whities hanging out, the first thing that popped into my mind was obviously “This guy needs a bag of chili”.
Instead of busting through the wall screaming “OH YEAH” she just kinda stumbles out of your bathroom with a lit cigarette and a rolled up newspaper coughing up last night’s bourbon.