Don’t worry Garfield, looks like you’re not the only one who hates Mondays.
Recommend do I, not putting Yoda on your jacket when short you are.
That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by mixing alien saliva, Smurf blood, and ecstasy.
The wedgie is particularly effective as a bullying type prank as it is both painful and humiliating.