What in the world? Who dyed this bear green and who taught it to push a shopping cart?
If a flannel can fall in love with a polka dot then there is hope for us all.
Who wakes up and says, “I think I’m gonna put on some tight ass spandex pants, tuck them into my socks, then put some killer gray spandex shorts on over my pants. Now I just have to double up on my shirts and I’m golden!”