Recommend do I, not putting Yoda on your jacket when short you are.
That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by mixing alien saliva, Smurf blood, and ecstasy.
The wedgie is particularly effective as a bullying type prank as it is both painful and humiliating.
It’s true what they say, “The good ones are either married or under house arrest.” Just my luck.