Remember, back hair counts as a shirt when paired with custom made jean shorts and boots. But remember, if the Jorts aren’t custom made this would be inappropriate.
This guy is rocking his neon colors like they are going extinct tomorrow! Seriously, we could see you in the dark. Yet, he is wearing long brown socks, which I can only assume is because he is wearing sandals.
Now kids, before Bret Michaels had Rock of Love skanks he had Poison groupies. Years later some of them still refuse to accept the new skank-style and delusionally live in their past; others died of syphilis, but i digress…..
“What?! I’m not wearing this because I crave attention. This stuff is really, really comfortable.”