That is not even close to being a natural color. I’m pretty sure that it had to be invented in a lab somewhere by mixing alien saliva, Smurf blood, and ecstasy.
The wedgie is particularly effective as a bullying type prank as it is both painful and humiliating.
It’s true what they say, “The good ones are either married or under house arrest.” Just my luck.
Hey, maybe when you are big and bald you shouldn’t wear a onesie………unless that is actually a gigantic baby.