Does dealing with all the Walmart bullshit earn a merit badge now?
Air Jesus sandals, shorty short shorts, skin-tight tank. It’s like you wanted a whole outfit but settled for like 40% of each thing instead.
Looks like Santa Claus is filling in for Super Mario for the week.
Nothing makes you feel more like a man than those pants coming down and seeing a pink lacy thong…typically that’s when you’re with a woman and she has one on so I’m not sure if it still holds true when you’re the one wearing them.