Mystery solved. Kind of an anticlimactic ending, but I’m happy to get closure on the matter.
Y’all won’t say a damn word to a young black kid with his pants that low, but you don’t have a problem rushing right up to this old white guy and telling him to pull his pants up. That’s reverse racism. Or regular racism. Or ageism. It’s something dammit!!!
You know what they say, the corndog doesn’t fall far from the stick.
Of all the questions I have, the only one I really want answered is why do you need suspenders to hold up your underwear? The rest I can carry on with my day just fine not knowing. But that will bug me.