Son, you were just a squirmy glimmer of hope in your dad’s ballbag when King Koopa came out. Stop playing around like you know the real deal Mario Brothers.
Looks like someone checked off their New Year’s Resolution beach body already.
The witch’s tit is out right now in most of the county. Even us here at the beach are feeling the cold…except this one dude still in denial.
I am idiot hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore!