Turns out Sam’s Club is actually worse than Walmart. Buttcracks in bulk.
One of these days people will realize they can’t wear red shirts under overalls without being mistaken for Mario or in this case Mario who experienced tragedy and moved to an isolated cabin in the wilderness somewhere.
Quick check in on my favorite sex doll…a sentence I can now surprisingly say out loud without fear of my wife smacking me.
I see why you’ve got your underwear up high and out of his reach. Don’t want the Cookie Monster to eat them.