This year I’m thankful for my powerful offensive line of “let me speak to the manager” moms blocking my way to kick-ass deals. Move it or lose it!
I’d say Mary Poppins is back but Disney is already recycling all of their shit again so they beat her too it.
Pretty sure this Santa doesn’t leave any gifts, he just comes in and takes all the beer out of your fridge and leaves.
Thank you for being so polite with your trashiness.