You laugh now, but as soon as America sees the Titty-Towel on Shark Tank everyone will be buying one.
I knew you could pick up last minute Valentine’s Day gifts at Walmart, but I didn’t know you could pick up last minute Valentine’s dates there too.
Don’t get too close, that thing may pull your phone right into its vortex and suck it right in!
Such an honest ninja actually paying for things. Because let’s face it, ninjas never really have to pay for anything.