Seriously, I’m pretty sure 20% of the happiness derived from babies comes directly from dressing them up at Halloween or using them as an accessory at Halloween.
To be fair, this one can’t be any worse than the last one. At least sexist dudes everywhere will be excited they’re going back to a male cast.
You know those little kids you see on here with bags over their faces all the time? Some miraculously survive and grow up. They grow up just as dumb, but they grow up.
Yup. Hair dye is exactly what the doctor prescribed. Definitely don’t cut it. Don’t do that at all. Just color that nappy rodent and people will love it!