Ugh, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve left a cup of coffee on the roof of my car. Sometimes you just lose track of the unimportant shit in your life and drive off. You know what I mean?
Ya ummm so, yup uhh huh, I ahhhhh ya, ok ya sooooo everything checks out. You’ve definitely got both holes there and uhhhh thanks? I guess?
Wow! No shit? Thanks for ruining the picture with your enlightened commentary. Stating the obvious is a surefire way to get laughs. #LeaveThisToThePros
If you two just start twerking on each other you’ll solve everyone’s problems. Maybe not ours, but yours for sure.