Looking like the third member of Legion of Doom with those shoulder pads buddy!
To be fair, if I told you I was going out wearing only my Duck Dynasty boxers, you’d probably freak out until I told you I was just heading over to Walmart. Then you’d totally understand and accept it.
Does anything scream “sex-appeal” more than some unenthusiastic tits and ass in the clearance aisle?
So long story short….you f*cked a bear?