It’s almost 2020, sleighs pulled by reindeer are a thing of the past. It’s tech time for Santa.
Personally I think “only the good die young” is a more eloquent way of putting it, but I suppose you get to the same endpoint.
Nothing says Christmas spirit like a limp tree over your head.
The level of trust you have to have in other people to walk around a Walmart barefoot is unfathomable. That seems like something you have to do after losing a bet rather than by choice.