Yep, you caught me looking at your mediocre calves. Busted.
Maybe if you got rid of that mullet I could read your shirt. Just can’t get past that early 90’s dome of yours.
It’s not often that you get crossed up by someone in heels and booty shorts. #WarriorsIn4
Sometimes the acronym WTF truly isn’t enough. This is a full-fledge What The F*ck?!!?!