Dammit Ron. You know darn well we didn’t say “Go Elf Yourself.” You know exactly what we said.
You know this dude is just waiting for a mofo to try something illegal. He’s ready for his citizen’s arrest tally to go up another notch.
Clearly I didn’t read the entire description properly when I decided to joint the “Chain Gang” motorcycle club.
I guess not all of the turtles that fell into the radioactive ooze that day were invited to become ninjas.