I need your help here guys. I can’t figure out which one I want to punch in the back of the head more. Denim Dan in all his cutoff glory or the Blue Meanie’s wife over here. You guys decide, in my mind they both deserve it.
Missouri & New Mexico
I didn’t know you could buy banana-hammocks in the produce section!
Who doesn’t want to grow up and look just like a plastic blowup sex doll? Man I can’t wait to have girls of my own to mentally ruin for life!
If you don’t know my stance on long hair it’s a simple one: If you can wipe your ass with it, it’s too long. That being said, this is like a showdown where you must determine the lesser of two evils. The long yarn look or the angry beaver creature look. I’d say good luck but let’s face it, none of us are really lucky here.