Personally, I don’t have the heart to break it to her that all those clips aren’t helping, so I just figured I’d let the internet do it for me….
Are we allowed to do a “Who Wears It Better?” with toilet paper? Judges?…The judges say yes. They have determined that in Walmart this is considered an accessory to the outfit. Also, in the spirit of full disclosure I would like to point out that the judges I asked were in fact just myself. There are no people that stand around waiting for me to ask for their expert opinion. I just wanted to be like Alex Trebek there.
Geez lady, when you’re done with that why don’t you and your black cats go break some mirrors under a few ladders.
I was all like “Man I can’t wait for it to get warmer out and see all those sundresses.” Then this dude pops up out of nowhere like “Ohhh yaaaaa?” and then I go “Yaaaa” as I slip my hand under his dress….that’s when things got awkward…and when I got arrested. Not sure why I shared any of this. Ignore all of that.