It’s time for you to take your head out of the honey jar and tell us “Who Wears It Better?” in this Eeyore Edition. Now I know this character is usually reserved for weird, lonely, lumpy women’s sweatshirts but that’s not the case here. Personally, the dude smiling is way too happy for me. Eeyore always seemed one bad day away from hanging himself.
Florida & Georgia
I know you might be looking forward to a “Who Wears It Better?” for these photos but I refuse to give these two skankapotamuses the satisfaction of being part of our beloved game.
Is that a custom beer gut shirt?!?! I mean, I see you’re all stocked up to keep training so to be honest I’m kinda amped up to see you again sometime. Also, on a side note, what do you think the odds were that he would be wearing a camo hat? I’m thinking it had to be close to 98%.
I feel like Pink isn’t the right brand identity for her. Just doesn’t fit, right? Maybe you guys can tell me what it should say. Right now my vote is ‘Backdoor Ninja Boot’ but I don’t think that would fit nor do I think it’s an actual brand.