It’s like Larry The Cable Guy meets The Ultimate Warrior, which surprisingly does not look better than it sounds.
Oh yeah! Coed Who Wears It Better: Luscious Legs Edition! Got them short shorts and long 70’s basketball style socks, so which chicken leg would you want to eat?
Georgia & Oklahoma
Why is is that when I tattoo a picture of a child molester on my body everyone flips out, yet when she does it everyone breaks into a song and dance?
Ignoring the way too short shorts for your age, my real true piece of advice to not only you but all the pasty white people out there is that pasty white does not mix well with a pink and white outfit. Granted, it doesn’t mesh well with a lot of colors, but definitely not the two colors that were mixed together to produce your skin color.