Maybe you should have went with a full body cast tattoo because I’m not sure that band-aid will fix everything.
Little extra insulation to keep him warm this winter. Must be worth it, if I get one piece of hair on my back I itch all freakin’ day.
Oh hey there super sad and lonely Santa. Think I’ll just pass on getting any gifts this year, thanks.
This is what every teenage white girl looks like on their vacation to Jamaica. Just sayin’.