So maybe we have a new game here of “More Redneck”! So is it not wearing a shirt in the middle of winter so your neck (and body) turns red from the cold or is it the guy that literally puts “Red Neck” on his neck? Basically it boils down to your stance on subtlety.
North Carolina & Texas
Well, you’re not quite the compelling character Dexter is, but I suppose those little Snap, Crackle, & Pop dudes deserved it.
Pffft, planking is SOOO 3 months ago. Everybody knows the new shit is Rocket Shipping – the art of putting stuff over your head to pretend you are in a rocket ship.
Pennsylvania & Texas
If you’re going to dress your dog up like Bob Marley, don’t half ass it. The dreads are awesome, don’t get me wrong, but at least give my man here something to puff on while you are buying your avocado, ice pick, and snorkel that you will MacGyver into a bong when you get home.