If there is anything worse than doing something half-assed it’s doing something stupid half-assed. I mean, if you’re gonna make yourself look ridiculous then fully commit…or try using that thing the rest of us have called common sense and don’t do it at all.
Ohhhhh hot damn! Your man, my man, the man, Willy the Pimp everyone! And won’t you look at that, this lovely lady is already color coordinated with my main man! That’s how much of a pimp he is everyone, his new honey-dips subconsciously know when they wake up their lives will be forever changed that day once they meet him and become one of his ladies!
Finally we can get an answer to the great debate over which type of short shorts make middle-aged men’s asses look the best, daisy dukes or all leather. So you the people have the important task of letting us know “Who Wears It Better?”
Michigan & Virginia
Now I’ve never been into S&M and bondage or anything like that, hell my nipples are too sensitive for that shit. However, if that’s you thing, to each their own. BUT, and it’s a big but, I don’t want to see that shit in public. I really don’t need to see you walking someone on a damn leash telling them what to do. I feel bad putting my dogs on a leash, I’d lose it seeing your punk bitch on one.