It’s time to give away another t-shirt! Let’s have another caption contest. I understand it’s the Christmas season, but let’s refrain from the obvious “You’ll shoot your eye out.” Funniest comment below wins a t-shirt of their choice courtesy of RateTees.com.
Oh what’s up inconvenient time for my Fairy Godmother to show up?! How ’bout next time you pop in when I’m about to lose my virginity?! Geez, talk about sweet timing.
When somebody gets a bad haircut and people tell them it looks like they used a weed whacker to cut their hair, that is called an extreme metaphor, please do not actually try to do this.
Some people don’t have chimneys so she is just showing Santa the backdoor…