Chick-fil-A is not going to pay you for dressing up like a cow and walking around…trust me, I’ve tried…
♪ I did it all for the cookie
So you can take that Twinkie
And stick it up your, yeah!! ♪
Hey Snooki, thanks for the effort you put into covering up. That’s probably the same type of effort that got you booted from Community College.
Turn out the devil does not wear Prada, but wears Depends.