This looks like the worst slumber party ever….why wasn’t I invited?!
I always envied elves at Christmas time. Maybe because my fat ass was always forced to be Santa. I don’t know. Anyway, I don’t want to spoil it, but I think only one of these is a real elf…the other one is just hella cute! Damn!
“Who Wears Wedgies Better?” Really? I never thought we’d have this. When I get a wedgie it’s like my world is over for those 8 seconds I try to move with it. Come one people, I’ve personally got like 12 different moves to take care of my wedgie and those are the discrete ones, I’m not even talking about the basic grab and yank. Geeez!
Tennessee & West Virginia
“What The Elf?” indeed. Christmas is right around the corner and your lazy ass is stocking up on OJ instead of building my wooden toy train up at the North Pole. On a side note, do kids still get wooden trains? I’m sure some group of hippies figured wood was too dangerous and banned them or some other type of stupid crap.