Let’s see here: (1) preggos (2) belly-paint (3) chihuahua (4) Bud Light…it’s like Paris Hilton meets a tailgate party for a Jeff Foxworthy show.
Wouldn’t you shit yourself if you followed her into the parking lot as she got into her brand new Cadillac Escalade all murdered out? I wish I could make that happen…
Yeah, well I was ‘Birthed With Girth’ but you don’t hear me bragging about it.
…if you get photographed twice in three days at your local Walmart.