You know how I like to start my hump day? With a big breakfast of bottom biscuits. How ’bout you?
I didn’t know they moved Pennsylvania all the way east to the Jersey shore! Remind me not to go back home to PA anytime soon, because I’m not in the mood to get any of the…hepatitises? Hepatiti? The Heps? Hip hop anonymous? I don’t know, but the point is I don’t want any of them.
“Gam Gam a whore? I think something must have been lost in the translation.” HOOKER! PROSTITUTE! SLUT FOR MONEY! “Okay, I get it, Gam Gam is a whore”
Ummm Luscious, you seem to be having a severe allergic reaction to your awful tattoo! Don’t worry, I swell up like a bastard when I get stung by a bee, just get some Benadryl.