Oh sweet Jesus! Why couldn’t this have been the other type of drive-by?
(Note: We at PoWM do not condone nor encourage the drive-by-shooting of any Wal-creatures….there is just too high of a risk of a stray bullet hitting a child, someone else taking a picture, or Nick Nolte).
“Now, you’re telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?”
C’mon girl, picking up a good man is easy. I’ll show you. Whatchu need to do is put on some tight ass jeans and then get your best booty-flossin’ thong and pull it up over dem jeans to show off the money maker! The boys will just look but the real men won’t be able to take their hands off you!
You know what they call a clown without makeup? Weirdo.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.