What does a guy wear who is a lover of Goldie Hawn, has a golden retriever, and has a gold tooth? How the f*ck should I know?
Look at the luscious boobs on…OH MY GOD!
Ya know, most guys wouldn’t purposefully wear the half shirt and low-rider jeans to accentuate their midriff and lower back, but to really put out the vibe at Walmart you need to flaunt what you’re working with….which is exactly why I walk around Walmart in assless chaps!
Shopping at Walmart is so easy a caveman can do it….While we are on the topic, when is Geico going to stop with those stupid commercials? Pick one f*cking mascot or gimmick and stick with it. Do you want the gecko, the caveman, the googly eyed stack of money, the unsolved mystery guy knock-off? Just pick one and be done with it already!