Fortunately, your mini-purse is covering up the creepy bulge in your crotch. You don’t get to say that too often, huh?
Change……yes you should.
I have to admit, I’ve never been with a woman who glows in the dark. That has got to be freaky once the lights go out if you know what I mean…..her hair glowing in the dark while having sex with the lights off. That’s what I meant, in case you missed it. It would be scary. Cause all you would see is part of her hair. That’s odd. Never done that. Just sayin’. Oh, you got that before I explained it? Then yeah, how ’bout that? Freaky right?
I get that it’s a difficult decision between whether you are going to tuck your shirt down under your gut or pull your pants up over your gut but remember picking one of them is ALWAYS better than freezing up and not picking either. ALWAYS!
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.