Shopping at Walmart is so easy a caveman can do it….While we are on the topic, when is Geico going to stop with those stupid commercials? Pick one f*cking mascot or gimmick and stick with it. Do you want the gecko, the caveman, the googly eyed stack of money, the unsolved mystery guy knock-off? Just pick one and be done with it already!
I liked your flower-hair better when it was on a 6 year old girl Easter Sunday.
I’ve never been a fan of the boots with shorts look, but I’m always supportive of boots to itty bitty jorts. It says “these steel-toed boots will hurt when I kick you and these Daisy Duke’s give me the flexibility to put em across your face!” and to me that’s just fantastic!
You know what the best part about low hanging back cleavage is? You can’t see it from the front. Sorry, that’s literally the only upside I could think of.