♫ This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow; Pirate so brave on the seven seas; A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga; Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze ♫
Normally I would be offended at how you’ve left nothing to the imagination, however I find myself lost in my own imagination of why that whale dove into your ass.
I didn’t think it was possible to find a worse ‘Cat in the Hat’ than Mike Myers, but this mouth-breather managed to dethrone him!
Our favorite cross-dresser is back for a third time here on PoWM (2nd appearance here). I have to say that the less hair on the legs looks fantabulous! What? I meant less hair on the goatee! Son-of-a-sailor! You guys know I meant goatee. Saying legs would be weird….Maybe it’s time to honor him with a name to avoid these misstatements. Suggestions?