Why throw away a perfectly good pair of jorts just because they are completely ripped and ruined? It’s evident this guy got some great do-it-yourself fix-it tips from our friends over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com!
Maybe if Hostess had people out dressing as their products, like this lady here who clearly enjoys her Little Debbie Zebra Cakes, they wouldn’t be filing for bankruptcy. Or this lady already brought down Hostess by previously dressing like a Twinkie and she is now setting her sights on Little Debbie. Whichever the case, I’m now hungry.
You know what they say about guys and thigh-high boots right?….exactly, they don’t say anything because they belong on women of questionable moral character, not guys!
You are like a hearty can of Campbell’s Soup; you think you’re Mmmm Mmmm Good, but really you are high in fat and we’d all much rather have something else.