I bet that hair comes in handy in the bedroom after sex when you are looking for a candy bar in your nightstand.
Ah yes, the backless hooded sweatshirt! Those are almost as rare as bottomless shoes…almost…
“I want a watch that sparkles, yet really accentuates the pink in these shoes. A man hardly ever gets noticed anymore!”
I guess Gandalf had to make a detour on his way to Mordor….”Really PoWM? a Gandalf joke? He doesn’t even have a beard and Gandalf wouldn’t wear moccasin slippers!” – Well, that may be true (although moccasin slippers are comfy and with all that walking, Gandalf might wear them) but I thought Gandalf would be in better taste today than a good ol’ white robed KKK joke. Plus Klan members definitely wouldn’t wear moccasin slippers! If you don’t like the joke take it up with our PR department at MoreKKKJokes@tittymusic.org.