Good grief man, I would be embarrassed to play online poker with you!
It’s already December and Christmas is right around the corner, so in the spirit of the holidays we will be counting down the days to Christmas Kris Kringle style! We’ve decided to start our countdown with someone on the naughty list as a reminder to everyone that your time to get back in the big man’s good graces is winding down!
There is only 1 person that can make wearing a leather jacket with their pajamas look cool, and last time I checked you’re not the Fonz.
Pffft, and they say diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Don’t waste your money pal, I’ve always said it’s a solid 6 inches of ass crack that they really love, so you are good.