Let’s get a move on people! Grab a Coke and hop up on Santa’s lap cause he only has a few days left to hear your laundry list of unnecessary crap that your selfish ass wants some jolly guy to just give to you for free!
Ohh Stinkerbell, I don’t even want to imagine the creature that would give you beads to see your goods out of fear that my imagination would forever turn against me!
Got those suspenders working overtime eh champ? Kinda looks like you are trying to squeeze a cylinder into the square hole there bub!
If you can read this, Mrs. Claus fell off….8 days.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.