Sweet gauges bro! Chicks totally dig a dude who can fit a can of Skoal in each ear!
One of those stupid “You mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park” t-shirts would have sufficed too. $20 says she has “The South Will Rise Again” above her vagina.
We at PoWM would like to extend the 4th another day with these two firecrackers. So which one would you rather wake up next to this morning, Cheeky Rodriquez or the 12 o’clock special?
Missouri & Texas
Rocking those patriotic pants like some true Americans! MC Hammer is jealous as shiiiiit.