Is there a black version of the Grand Wizard? If so, consider me f*cking terrified.
At one point in all of our lives we have been embarrassed by our parents. Sometimes it’s by them telling secret personal stuff in front of your friends, other times it’s for posing on the cover of Time magazine. My question to you is which of these moms would embarrass you the most?
Florida & Texas
Well it’s kinda like Who Wears It Better but more like Who Cracks It Better. So ladies, who ya got here? Do you like a baby smooth butt or are you a fan of The Boss and his hairy ass?
Colorado & Michigan
I hope that’s a rape whistle around your neck because you look like you have to beat the ladies off with a stick!