Those pants really bring out the lack of color of your gunt. However they do match what you look like….shit.
♫ This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow; Pirate so brave on the seven seas; A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga; Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze ♫
Normally I would be offended at how you’ve left nothing to the imagination, however I find myself lost in my own imagination of why that whale dove into your ass.
I didn’t think it was possible to find a worse ‘Cat in the Hat’ than Mike Myers, but this mouth-breather managed to dethrone him!