Usually when I see really tall black guys with short shorts I think of basketball players in the 70s. For some reason I’m just not getting that vibe here…probably because he is shopping for makeup, but I can’t be 100% sure on that.
Sir, sir, I don’t want to alarm you, but it seems as if there might be a 9 year old girl trapped in your 1980’s rock band hair. I would suggest removing her slowly then burning every piece of clothing you own.
Typically I try to look for the silver lining in things, but I think if I did that here I might catch eye herpes.
So, which hound dog are you hiring for your child’s birthday party?
Indiana & Nevada