Once again it’s on like Donkey Kong! In this edition of “Who Wears It Better?”, we’ve got the battle for grandma’s booty! So who ya got, the eldest member of the Bad Girls Club or Blow Me Where The Pampers Is? (Bonus points for those who get that last reference.)
Texas & Wisconsin
I’m putting this out there right now, how much money would it take to get you to lick that?
And I shall dub thee The King Tut of Creepers.
Fupa doompa doopity doo, I’ve got another riddle for you. What do you get when you….rrraaaalllppphhh…oh God….aaaaggggghhhh….rrraaaalllphhhh….oh God, oh God I can’t stop throwing up! Oh God.