Is that a boner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?….sorry, I’m awful at pickup lines.
I feel like I’d be less grossed out if there was an actual monkey behind you picking bugs and shit out of there. But alas, I’ll just have to settle for your back hair in my macaroni salad.
Kinda got this “Barbie and Ken find weed” vibe going for you guys. Wanna know what can fix that up real quick? Shampoo. Shampoo would definitely go a long way in helping with that.
Listen, I don’t want to tell you what to wear, but horizontal stripes highlight your belly and make you look fat…..Oops, I’m sorry, it seems that stripe is in fact your fat belly, so it seems that it’s your belly that makes you look fat. No worries, easier solution than new clothes: COVER IT UP!
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.