So the Avengers opened over the weekend and made sh*t ton of money. I personally didn’t see it, but I’ve heard good things. Perhaps you guys could do two things for me. (1) If you saw the movie, let me know why I should go see it. (2) Give this kid some tips on how to be a better Hulk, because he’s not very convincing to me.
She makes me want to put on a pair of tighty whiteys and walk next to her to see if she notices how ridiculous I look and then see if she is smart enough to realize how ridiculous she looks.
Fun Fact: “Classy” at Walmart is spelled T-R-A-S-H-Y.
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Here is why pants are important – so I don’t have to see what’s underneath them. Simple yet effective.