Dear twins: Knock it off. Nobody thinks it’s cute. The odds of Coors Light spotting you and hiring you for them to bring back their “Aaaand Twins” campaign are about the same as Willy the Pimp being our next President. So again, knock it off.
I was gonna quote that “pants on the ground” song thing, but I don’t watch American Idol and I didn’t feel like putting forth the effort to Google it for this guy.
I noticed you left off “children’s role model”.
I feel like you are one of those card girls who walk around in between rounds during a fight. Probably not a real boxing match, but more like one of those Bum Fights.
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