Great! Now everyone I see is gonna think I’m on drugs after seeing this because that purple haze is all in my brain!
You know, I went to Margaritaville too. I dropped $14 on an average cheeseburger and $11 on a margarita, yet somehow I managed to escape the urge to wear a goofy hat and join a cult-like following.
My grandpa is a bigger slut than your grandpa!
I’m here to declare 2012 the year of the mullet! Almost all fads come back into style, so why not the triumphant return of everyone’s favorite white trash haircut?
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