Let me tell you why jorts and a tube top are good things. They umm….sometimes you can…ehhhh….maybe they are….no….OH I know! They look great with a can of Natty Light.
I don’t know what the hell this is. I know it doesn’t belong walking around in Walmart and it will likely wake me in my sleep tonight, but the bottom line is I literally have no idea what this is, and I’m kinda happy about that.
Getting your Oktoberfest on a little bit? No? Oh you just like wearing big weird dresses? That’s cool, I’ll still drink to that.
Normally I would yell at you for having your biscuit bottoms out for everyone to see, but I’m gonna give you a pass on this one because it looks like those buns could use some extra time to cook so they match the rest of your tan.