Just my luck! The one day I leave the house without my Spinning Jenny and I run into the motherload of potential textiles. Sorry, that’s wikipedia for “Ha, that chick has long purple hair that looks like yarn.”
Hey! Hey! Hey man, hold up. There’s a f***in’ Jellyfish on your head! Stay still, I’ll pee on it.
Unfortunately there isn’t a pool of water anywhere near here, so I’ll have to do something other than drown myself to escape this hell.
Ummm, what the hell do you think you’re doing? This is a Walmart aisle, not a scary movie where a bunch of pretty teenage girl’s cars break down in the pouring rain.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.