With these two it’s more like ‘Tails from the Crypt’, am I right? Huh? Tails…Tales! Right? The old horror show? Huh? Ahh, you know what I’m sick of trying to please you people! Dammit.
I didn’t even know they made spandex onesies! Geez Pinkberry, you look like what I imagine my stomach acid looks like when it’s mixed with Pepto Bismol and that is the nicest way I can put it.
I don’t think you understood the bro at the gym that said you would look good in that shirt when you are totally shredded, but that’s okay we can work on these things. Quick rule of thumb, if any of your clothing looks like it went through a garbage disposal, don’t wear it. Leave it in the garbage.
Ok now I know for a fact that there are mirrors in that bathroom! Awww, who am I kidding, I could never be angry at my little sex kitten.