You know that guy at concerts that is extremely f*cked up on all sorts of shit and just walks around and talks to everybody but for some reason just won’t leave your group of friends fast enough? Apparently when there isn’t a concert he hits up Walmart to get his fill.
Honey, it would take all the wine in Italy for me to even think about considering it.
Hey, thanks for the free sample of your goodies. Which brings me to my question, can you return free samples?
You know, I never really thought about it, but I guess if the Grim Reaper is around he had to have a mother, right?