Remember how when you were growing up you always thought having X-ray vision would be the greatest thing in the world? Yeah, I’ll let you stew on that for a while and reconsider your friends argument for being able to fly as the best power.
Hey Wench, get off thee ass and pick up me ale so I may wet thy gullet and slay some dragons.
Judging by your posture and the “shirt” that you are wearing, I’m going to assume that your wife may have been confused when you said you went to the store to buy a few wife beaters and she then proceeded to beat you like the little bitch that you are.
Since it looks like the bikini you are rocking is actually your size, I can’t complain about too much here. Other than the fact that it is JANUARY and you live in OHIO and are shopping in WALMART, that outfit seems rather appropriate.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.