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You’re creepy, and stay the f*ck away from my feet. Seriously though, this is the type of dude that gets arrested for sneaking into public bathrooms and licking women’s feet.
Mmm hmmmm, yep, short booty shorts were definitely the right call here. It definitely doesn’t look like the upper jaw from Hungry Hungry Hippo at work.
Son of a beeswax! Didn’t someone drop a house on you like 70 years ago?!?!