Listen creeper, I don’t listen to Jimmy Buffet cause I’m wicked pissed & jealous that he has made a fortune off selling the idea and mood of vacation to people, but I’m pretty confident Margaritaville is not in aisle 4.
Listen I’m not a women’s fashion expert or a good judge of occupational wardrobes, so I’m just gonna start throwing $1 bills around you and you let me know whether that’s appropriate or not.
I would have pegged you for a moose knuckle man but thanks for keeping us in the know.
I’m gonna call you my pink lemonade. Because you are sweet, but weird looking and I secretly judge anyone I see with you.