Rainbow socks: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = weird. Rainbow suspenders: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = ridiculous. Pigtails: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = creepy. Entire package together: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = likes cats way too much.
So I’m guessing the weeks leading up to Halloween are like weird goth-girl’s Black Fridays, right?
Hey there little lady, self wedgie all you want but these hawk-like eyes can still pick out that poo stain from a mile away!
How ya doin’? I’m Scuba Sam, Scuba Steve’s father. You see, my boy needs to take a bath, the only problem is he’s afraid to bathe alone. So, I was wondering if you’d keep him company in the tub.Terrific, and after your bath, you need to try and study hard because if you want to be in the Scuba Squad, you have to be smart.