Ohh snap son, you think your chains bling? You think your ice is flossin’? My man doesn’t even let his jewelery flash his money subtly, man got money for jewelry. That’s some next level shit that you can’t even comprehend homeboy.
Pffft, and they say there are no good role models left in the world.
Oh sweetheart, you’re just like those little hard chalky candy hearts on Valentine’s Day…you think you’re being sweet and delicious, but really nobody actually likes you. Yet for some reason we just can’t stay away.
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Holiday Man and everyone here at People of Walmart. We all hope you’ve found your special WalCreature to love!