Who doesn’t need 2 spare tires? Am I right? Huh? Cause of the one for the car and the other around his exposed waist. Right? Huh? No? You know what, I’m just gonna take an early weekend. I hate all of you.
It’s a battle of the sexes once again in this installment of Who Wears It Better: Canadian Tuxedo Edition. So my acid aficionados (acid wash that is), which Denim Dan makes the bulge in your button flys bigger?
I guess I can imagine him as Spiderman…if I got really stoned and thought that the radioactive spider bit Chong instead of Peter Parker.
Personally I’m a breast guy, but for you ass guys out there I think they refer to this as “the motherload”! She got like 3 asses! The only thing that comes to mind is funky butt lovin’!