You are like a hearty can of Campbell’s Soup; you think you’re Mmmm Mmmm Good, but really you are high in fat and we’d all much rather have something else.
Whether you staged this photo to get onto the site or not, the fact of the matter is that you painted your entire body blue and now our minions (you guys) can verbally abuse you for doing so…and GO!
Oh geez, if arm braces weren’t flattering enough, they had to fix you up with the one that looks like it’s trying to choke out a water balloon.
I want everyone to just take a deep breath and just admire the skullet. Let it draw you in like a warm bubble bath. Feel it relax you, drink it in slowly. Let all your worries escape into that hair. Picture yourself in this Walmart gently stroking the baby bunny like softness, breath in….now exhale slowly. Now didn’t that feel good? Don’t you feel relaxed? Next time you are feeling stressed please come back here and repeat these steps. Go in peace my sweet angels.