If you can give me one, just ONE, benefit of having freakishly long nails, I’ll let this lady pick my nose with her thumbnail.
Yeah well my Nana can dunk on your Nana!
You know what isn’t one of Victoria’s Secrets? That her clothing is for women.
A few months ago, a phenomenon known as “Tebowing” became quite popular in which one gets down on a knee and starts praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different. Well, this is our version in which someone gets down on one knee to look on the bottom shelf in a Walmart and half of your ass is showing. We need a name people, so drop your idea in the comments below. Also, first five people to send us (firstname.lastname@example.org) a picture of you or someone else doing PeopleofWalmart.com’s version of Tebowing gets a copy of our book.