When did they start making back-thongs? This is a wardrobe innovation that I of all people needed to be appraised of. I mean, they made back butt floss and didn’t even consult me? The more I think about it, I’m just offended I wasn’t even given a heads up. (Find this post on our Facebook page and “Share” it to be entered in our first $75 gift certificate to HalloweenCostumes.com!)
Oh hells ya! My Afro Star is back and looking beautiful as ever. Why do cab drivers always get to haul around celebrities? I’m jealous.
Don’t forget October is Breast Cancer Awareness month! So to all you ladies out there, this guy would be more than happy to check for any lumps for you.
Are those homemade Dallas Cowboy pajamas? I’m willing to give you some bonus points if you have the trap door poop chute and feet in them since I’m feeling pretty saucy today.