They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It’s just unfortunate that for children, like this one here, they are eye-level with all of your “beauty” hanging out.
If you step on that crack you can be damn sure you’re gonna break more than just yo mamma’s back!
If by “My Junk” you are referring to your penis, that will be awfully tough considering fluorescent orange cowboy hates make me rock hard.
Tom is a true Mack Daddy. Pimp Tom pimp.