You got enough clashing going on here to make Lady Gaga blush!
I guess when your own kids don’t procreate and give you some nice little grandbabies, you have to make them on your own…and apparently drown them in Clorox when you get home.
It’s not everywhere that you get to see live action dungeons and dragons while shopping for shampoo. Then again, it’s not every day you see someone who plays D&D who actually uses shampoo.
While belts and suspenders are in the same clothing family and serve the same purpose, when your belt looks like your ass went out behind your back and bought it’s own suspenders, I think it’s time to rethink your ass-holder uppers!