Ok now I know for a fact that there are mirrors in that bathroom! Awww, who am I kidding, I could never be angry at my little sex kitten.
Holy badunkadunk!!! How have you not been approached by every rapper in the world to appear in one of their videos? Do you realize how much money you could be making just letting some guy pour Dom Perigon down your derriere?
Ohhhh okay, I see how it is. Just rub it in that my Mitt Romney suit with his face plastered all over it is now useless…bitch.
Bottom biscuits and boots? They go together like peaches and cream, right? No? Oh well, I’m sure you thought it was gonna look sexy at the time. Anyway people, we need to determine ‘Who Wears It Better’!
Arizona & Oklahoma