Forget those lion tamers and alligator wranglers who dare to stick their heads in the mouths of predators, I’ll be more impressed with anyone that could pop their dome in that doggy door and take a whiff of his back stench. Any takers?
Now that Memorial Day has passed I encourage everyone to bust out their white wardrobes and pads!
Those pants really bring out the lack of color of your gunt. However they do match what you look like….shit.
♫ This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow; Pirate so brave on the seven seas; A mystical quest to the isle of Tortuga; Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze ♫