♫ Croc bells ring, are you listening? Weird rubber shoes, what am I missing? Not a beautiful sight, wouldn’t even wear ’em at night, damn I think Crocs are stupid as f*ck! ♫
If there is anything I like more than a bare, beer-belly midriff on a woman it’s a pasty white beer-belly midriff that clashes with a funky orange fake tan, because it’s like sleeping with a Picasso painting.
I feel like the only thing missing here is actually catching him in the act of dipping his Twinkies in a jar of mustard before he eats them…
What everyone needs to do as we countdown to Christmas is quit monkeying around and finish up that shopping list. Personally I’ve bought a total of -2 items for Christmas (I say negative 2 because instead of buying for others I’ve bought stupid shit for myself); So, who has crossed everything off of their list already?