Walmart Fashion

Nipple Slip

I’m giving 10 to 1 odds that he has a fanny pack on. Jimmy the Greek wouldn’t take those odds.

California

Rating: 4.1/10 (7 votes cast)

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866

Part of me wants to let you read me a bedtime story as you tuck me in, the other part of me wants nothing to do with you or your candy.

Unknown

Rating: 5.5/10 (2 votes cast)

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862

Baby girl, your shirt is shredded, I’m absolutely shredded, our baby’s name is Shredder. People are gonna know we are the most badass family ever!

California

Rating: 7.6/10 (5 votes cast)

Rating: +1 (from 1 vote)