There are obviously too many sad, out of work clowns in America that have nothing better to do than hang out in Walmart, so right now I’m asking everyone to start hiring clowns to show up and perform at everything you do. Weddings, funerals, your liver transplant, lunch break at work, that psychology class you’re in, shoe shopping, fantasy drafts, and especially if you feel a really good BM coming on…..give ’em some work people!
I guess those wings cause that shirt to bloom out and not cover anything…her chicken wings, not the stupid tattoo wings.
Oh my God! How did you know? Yes, I would love to come down to your dark basement by myself to see your train collection! What’s that? Oh, you covered all the windows and made it soundproof so you don’t bother the neighbors….that makes sense.
After doing some extensive research (and by that I mean sh*t I just made up) we have concluded that at some point that shirt was once whole, and at another point in time it became stretched-torn and hanging on by the seams as you see it now. But for some reason our research cannot conclude when that point in time exactly was. However, the Issac Newton in me is guessing it occurred right when she put it on.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.