Hey, where is your whip? I don’t see your hat or leather jacket either….Oh I’m sorry, I thought you were Indiana Jones the way you were searching for lost treasure there.
Hey! What the hell Gorton’s Fisherman, you shouldn’t be buying beef in public like that! And it’s Friday during Lent dude!!! Are you trying to bankrupt your own company? This picture might ruin Gorton’s in the frozen fish market…that’s on you!
“I don’t have love handles, I have custom built orgy grips!” – Wow, there is so much I can say about this that I have nothing to say about this…and to think, I thought it was just gonna be a toga party (Points if you get that reference).
Oh snap! You best not be talking about Wally World, itellyathatmuch! I have seen far too many fantasical things at that magical world to just sit back and let you bad mouth it. I suggest you rethink your position or I will start mass-producing shirts that will curse your name!