I’m not sure why, but I just can’t shake the urge to run up and put one of those back titties in a headlock and unloading fist blows into it. Maybe it’s for the sheer fact that I can put a back titty in a headlock, maybe not; All I know is I wanna do it so bad!!
This is someone I would want to ring in the new year with because you know he’s got the best shit in town.
Santa’s work is done, now it’s time for you to deal with setting everything up and returning half your gifts. He is just gonna sit back and relax for a few months.
It’s true that the antlers definitely add some cuteness to your pet goat, but I don’t think they add any sanitation to the situation so I’m still gonna have to ask you to leave your farm animals back at the farm. Although I have to admit I was pretty damn close to letting this one slide, but I just can’t set a precedent of allowing this.