I got this scar from a knife fight in Brazil. – Ya, well I got this one from a rabid pitbull in New Mexico. – I got my leg ripped open on a barbed wire fence running from drug dealers. – Pfft, I got my arm caught in tank tracks that ripped it open to the bone…..Hey, how did you get your scar? – I got my belly fat stuck in the conveyor belt at Wal-Mart.
What ever happened to weighing the pros and cons before acting? Hmmm, should I stick my hand down his pants? Well, I’ll make everyone around me uncomfortable, I’ll probably lose my reputation for being “classy,” and my finger is going to smell….unfortunately I can’t think of any cons. Let’s do it!
Listen people, I’m only gonna say it once: Was Batman a sweet movie? Yes. Was Heath Ledger bad ass as the Joker? Yes. Does that make it acceptable for grown ass men to wear a tiny nurse’s uniform in public? No. No it does not.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.