Okay, let me hit you with this hypo – Gun to your head, I am going to force you to pick either the leopard print muumuu or the yellow hat to wear every day for a week. Which do you choose? Be careful of your answer because I might get bored and come find you!
Son of a bitch!!!! I bought tickets to the wrong gun show!
Instead of poking fun and being witty, I thought I would use this as an opportunity to get the the bottom of a serious question that has bothered me for quite some time: Why is it goth/weird/scary/freaky (whatever you want to call them) girls are always pale white chicks? You never see a hot tan girl all freaked out and it’s very rare you see a black goth chick. But I’m not even talking about white girls, I’m talking about really, really white girls. Please riddle me that, I’d appreciate it.
Ya know, I think I’m starting to reconsider this whole flesh colored yoga pants thing. You make a strong argument for me supporting your attempt to show me what you look like nak……..sorry for the delay. As I was typing that out my friend was kind enough to beat the shit out of me until I came back to my senses. Whew! That was close.