Don’t bother trying to capture him; After that case of Natty he’s not gonna even be able to find his damn pot of gold!
My head just keeps going round and round with all of these things catching my attention. Do I concentrate on the thunder booty, the bright orange hair, or what appears to be a side titty hanging out!?! The good news is that I can gawk freely here as opposed to getting caught following her around and figuring that all out. So what is it that catches your attention?
Dizzam!! Check out the glutes on Bobby from the Ernest movies! Impressive!
I feel like I shouldn’t have to keep giving people signs that their shorts are too short. If you can’t notice that your shirt is sticking through the bottom of your shorts, you are either a complete moron or would be the type of person that goes golfing during a lightning storm. Plus, I think the fact that it’s taken me this long to even bring up the fact I can see through your outfit speaks for itself. Wise up!