You look like a one-stop party shop my man! Who would have thought the guy with the Mickey Mouse looking flip-up shades would be doing it raw? This guy, that’s who! Get on board with it people!
What the piss? You took precautionary measures to keep your shins nice and toasty in those leg warmers but apparently you aren’t too concerned with your biscuit bottoms or the rest of your body for that matter! How do those leg warmers even stay up? I’m pretty confident they weren’t made to be worn with sandals, but I can’t say for sure since I’ve never in my life even thought about thinking about maybe ever wearing them. Click here to see the full shot »
Can you hear that? That’s the sound of George Lucas making another billion dollars off the new Star Wars Blu-Ray release. If you couldn’t make that noise out, it was probably drowned out from the sound of some dude dressed up as Chewbacca cumming in his pants. Click here to see some more Star Wars costumes »
Oh hey what’s up rock star! Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah that’s right, absolutely nowhere because you’re not a famous pop star. Maybe you should stop acting like one then.