So the real question here, and really the only important one you will be faced with today, is what are your thoughts on titty tattoos? My thought process on them is this: If you have ugly boobies (see above) then a tattoo making me think they are sexy is extremely unlikely. Now if you already have a nice rack then congrats, you have a nice rack and you already won everyone over. We already want to look at them, no need to run up the score.
Good God I would hope so! It literally cannot be any worse. Right? That has to be right. I can’t fathom a world where the front could possibly be worse.
Hot damn! We are serving you guys up enough bottom biscuits here to keep you filled up for the entire weekend. Thank us by telling us which of these you would rather slap some jelly on an go H.A.M.!
Yeah I know what you’re thinking! I thought the exact same thing when I saw this…How awesome would it be to motorboat her back titties?!?! Right? No? Not at all? I’m the only one that thought that? Ohh, well, then in that case your loss.