I’ll tell you what, I don’t know how many roadrunners you’ll be able to catch with that thing but I know for a fact you’ll be luring in more women than you know what to do with!
Hole-ly moly! I don’t mean to be the bearer of bad news, but even without the hole I don’t think those jeans were gonna work for you.
It’s not a holiday without the Holiday Man. Enjoy your Easter!
I suppose I should be nice seeing as how she seems to have realized her problem of wearing WAY too short of shorts and is on a path to correct that problem. But then again, if I was nice, this site wouldn’t exist. So, look at those Easter hams wiggle wobble!