Congratulations, your child is now destined for pure greatness. Rumor has it that when Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg were born, Willy the Pimp was flown in as the honorary baby-ass smacker to get ’em crying!
As we creep up on the 4th of July, I’d like to get my outfit picked out for the weekend and I can’t decided which of these two to rock out in. Help me out with some advice in this edition of “Who Wears It Better?”
I also once dreamed of having Push Pops as fingers, but then I turned 8 and realized that it’s not a good idea.
Your back looks like my lawn after I neglect it for a few weeks, cut it, and then there are those nasty balls and clumps of grass randomly spread throughout my yard.