Look at you flashing that booty acting like you don’t know what you’re doing. What are you? Are you a sports reporter for TV Azteca? Yeah, I thought so.
The good news is that with your beat ass trench coat and creepy hair, you are obviously not cool enough to be in the Matrix. The bad news is you fit perfectly into a Blade movie.
After I noticed the jorts, baby-blue wife beater tucked in to her blue boxers, and gumball flat-brimmed hat, I tried telling her to put baby pacifiers in her hair and tuck them into her underwear as well, but I guess her gullibility as to what is gangster only goes so far. Go figure.
My new goal is to get so famous that millions of dumb people who hate their lives impersonate mine. Why don’t you do us a favor by impersonating him during his last minutes and go die while scarfing down a PB, banana, & bacon sandwich on the sh*tter.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.