Yup, cause that is where underground piercings should be taking place at. Now I’m not saying you are probably a slut just because you are getting your belly button pierced, that would be too broad of a statement. I’m saying you are probably slutty because you are getting a belly button piercing in a Walmart parking lot….which is also likely the place 3 of your 7 kids will be conceived.
I guess this is like a “Who Wears F*ck Better?” and to be honest, I’m not even sure what to do. Obviously the one is just plain rude and lacking in vocabulary, but the other one will more than likely cause you to get arrested if you follow it. I don’t know, maybe we can just have the one grab the other’s titty and get yelled at for being a f*cking f*ck.
North Carolina & Ohio
Dude c’mon, your old ass should know better. Just gonna walk around with your hairy belly framed in by suspenders like it’s a pretty picture? C’mon! I don’t know why, but I feel like I should be throwing wet pickles at you.
Someone tell Justin Bieber that he ain’t got nothin’ on my man Willy the Pimp. You think little girls scream loud in excitement for the Bieb? Shiiiiiit, I’ve seen grown men faint when they see the Pimp. Keep pimpin’ big Willy, keep pimpin’!