It looks like we found the true Great Cornholio!
Don’t interrupt daddy time! I’m trying to be a good f*cking role model around here!
It’s time for Who Wears It Better: That’s What Happens When You Swallow Watermelon Seeds Edition. Now I haven’t knocked up a girl yet, so I don’t know firsthand, but I feel like these are the best maternity clothes. However, two of my best buds from college got babies on the way and I’m trying to arrange a dual Walmart labor delivery so we can film it for the site. For some reason their ladies are having a tough time coming around to the idea of giving birth in the frozen food section of Walmart.
Colorado & Missouri
I feel like there is a punchline to a joke I’m missing here. Maybe you guys can fill the joke for us. So what did the Goldfish say to Elvis? Or what did Elvis say to the Goldfish?