“Attention Walmart shoppers: Someone has lost their balls in aisle 7. I repeat, we have a pair of lost balls found in aisle 7. Please come to the Customer Service center to claim them.”
You look like a living, breathing, functioning can of Four Loko.
Miss/Sir, is it difficult to shave with those cute mittens on?
Okay, I’ll give it my best guess…you are a hooker that specifically targets men with an anthrax fetish.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.