Oh sweetheart, you’re just like those little hard chalky candy hearts on Valentine’s Day…you think you’re being sweet and delicious, but really nobody actually likes you. Yet for some reason we just can’t stay away.
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Holiday Man and everyone here at People of Walmart. We all hope you’ve found your special WalCreature to love!
This is what we in the industry call a “sure thing”…and by industry I mean pretty much anyone above the age of 13 that knows what she is referencing.
Maybe now you’ll think twice before you start bitching about how bad of a Monday you’re having!