Summer is over and it’s starting to get a bit chilly out there folks, so remember to dress accordingly so your ass cheeks don’t frost over.
Remind me to hire that photographer for my wedding pictures because she sure knows how to pick the most romantic spots.
Prison jammies are soooo comfortable! I don’t care what people say, I’m keeping ’em on! Plus I’ll stab a bitch if they keep talkin’ shit, I ain’t afraid of going back!
Oh thanks a lot you pasty white goblin, now what’s south of my belt will never rise again.