Walmart + Kick-ass Mullet + Preseason Football = Murrica! Now Let’s get it on baby! Whoooooooo!
Daaaaamn baby, look at all that gold!!! You got enough of it to make Michael Phelps jealous!
Just because you can see through them doesn’t mean they aren’t wearing it, so by technicality I present to you Who Wears it Better: See-Through-Sluts Edition. Now before you hurry up and jump to the “sure thing” as your winner, I just want you to take a minute and enjoy the intricacies of the striped leggings and purple underwear. Okay, now that you respect the competition, make your decision.
Florida & Texas
Italian swag? Really? Dammit people, why do you continuously cause harm to every Italian person in the world? Wasn’t it bad enough for those greasy tools from Jersey Shore to drag the Italian people through the mud? Now we have this Walcreature taking a dump all over its heritage. Jesus folks, we’re making the Irish look normal at this point!